Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for December 22, 2022

They’re off to do battle with “shortbreads”.

He freed them!

If the cat doesn’t eat them, the fox will. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gingerbread_Man

Any fans of The Residents here?

There once was a feline who drove in a ham

Best friends with a giant who feasted on man

I’d tread gingerly if I were them.

What makes ya think that?

A Ginger Cat and his Gingerbread friends, very nice

Run, run, as fast as you can, you can’t catch us, we’re gingerbread men!

Be careful gingerbread men heathcliff might eat you all

If that were Garfield, he wouldn’t make friends with the gingerbread men, he’d eat them.

Run, run, just as fast as you can—you can’t catch us we’re the gingerbread men! (plus one ginger cat.)

You can’t catch them they’re the ginger bread men.

They are going to a party. It’s BYOGB.