In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 04, 2023

No slamdunking the chickens!!

That chicken will never lay another egg.

They’re udderly incapable of winning a game of horse with the farmer egging them on like that.

Pollo, Pele

One more flagrant fowl, and you’re out of the game.

Fowl!

Just breakout the old cowhide.

Their butts are on backwards

BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK‼️☺️

A peach basket would’ve been more historically accurate, Abner.

Jersey Jordan for the dunk.

Is that a butterball…

Cowsketball…

With that “ball” and a hoof-up he gets the basket, maybe…

Still a better way to play chicken.

He’s in a hurry because there’s a 24-second shot cluck.

“When you find yourself in danger, when your threatend by a stranger, when it looks like your about to take a lickin. There is someone who is waiting who will hurry up and rescue you, just caww for Superchicken……

She should join the WNBA and be the first female to dunk a basketball……

Slam cluck!