Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 08, 2023

yes, ma’am, he’s pretty sure (good luck, sir)

I resolve never to eat escargot sauteed in cilantro!

Aaahh; the poor, disappearing adverb!

Your wife knows the resolutions you should make, or that she’ll make for you.

“ to have ambition, is my ambition “. I Love A Man In A Uniform..Gang of Four

My resolution was not to make resolutions. I have enough things pressuring me.

The two best and Simplist ones…..

He: I can’t keep more than two……….

You have more, she just hasn’t told you yet.