Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for August 31, 2023

and don’t forget to bring your own stuffing

Hot stuff

And you’re the guest of honor!!!

Yes. You go. I’ll stay here. See ya!

Don’t drink too much. You’ll get basted.

That’s not an invitation it’s a menu.

That beats the stuffing outta me!

It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to, die if I want to, die if I want to…….You could die too if it happened to you.

Or a turkey shoot

It’s feathers optional.

Tis the season for toons with the talking turkeys, leaf piles, and pumpkins.

Yes – you’re the main course.

But wattle he wear?

You’re lucky Don Rickles is dead, thank goodness…

I’d say your goose is cooked but I’m chicken, no, wait, you’re chicken.