Eek! by Scott Nickel for January 13, 2023

Hey! Half off on your second pizza!

Yeah. So⁉️

Maybe it’s an ad for a timeshare on a remote island.

I threw a bottle into the sea

I know not where it be

I hope the bottle on the shore

is a reply

but not a bore…

I threw a bottle into the sea

I know not where it be

I hope the bottle on the shore

is a reply

but not a bore…

oops – senior moment, now where was I – I thr…

Mail it to me!!!

Might be a come-on. Maybe she likes him, but she’s too shy to come right out and say it.

Just can’t rely on mail delivery these days!