Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 21, 2023

Her skin is probably so tough. She doesn’t even feel the ants biting.

Uncle Hill says get off of his wife.

She’s over the hill

Anty Broomhilda

Between this and being stuck in the cellar, this has not been the best of weeks for Broomie!

imagine how the ants feel

She doesn’t have to worry about the ants, she’s so old and tough the ant’s think she a log. What she is getting from the ants in a tickle massage. Yip yip yip yip yip

If it’s fire ants she’ll be moving in a moment.

After being trapped in her underground shelter, shes enjoying the day…well, almost‼️☺️

A bit of flatulence will solve her problem.

yeah…getting up isn’t an option, huh?

Geee…. why didn’t the government kill these ants when I complained? Poor poor me.

Which begs the question, why are you sitting on an anthill?

♫ I fell into a burning ring of fire ants.♫

Got to wonder how often she bathes if even ants are repulsed.

I hope Broomie didn’t eat any flatulence-creating food otherwise that ant colony will experience a terrible weapon of @$$ destruction! ;-p

C’mon, award-winning Lazy Witch! Get up off your duff and stop smothering those poor ants!