Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 24, 2023

When my uncle drinks too much he has shaking hands.

I didn’t know buzzards have knuckles.

Broomie, I fart in your general direction.

If she was on her broom, she could blame turbulence.

Let that be a lesson – don’t give people an excuse to hit you!

I truly under where Broomie’s coming from. Yip yip yip yip yip

you should have known better about her behavior. the sanitary way when she is around is 10 FT DISTANCE MINIMAL!

Is ‘bonque’ French for ‘bonk’? A culture lesson from Mr. Meyers?

An idea that meets its match in reality!

Well, ain’t Broomy the sneaky one!

“Bonque.” How elegant!

Give her a wart bump…

Now Broomie, you have a rather prominent beak too.

BONQUE ???

A.k.a. Gaylord’s Big Mistake. He should have explained “fist bumps fist” first, before sweet, innocent Broomie fist-bumped (or fist-bonqued) his beak!

Sheesh…..

“Bonque…” She must have learned to punch, in France…?