Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for January 23, 2023

That should do the trick. Of course, the police would want to question you extensively and would not be very amused at your trick.

He always mentioned something about when he’s pushing up daisies.

Be sure, when you bury the body, to plant endangered plants over it. It can’t be dug up >D

I don’t think that’s a good idea.

Last time I tried it, my garden wouldn’t turn over. I think the battery’s dead.

How many years are you gonna do that?