Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 28, 2023

does he expect Lil to give it to him?

Here is a face :-)

Wrong bar for a happy face!!!

He came to get “poop” emojied.

Good I’ll get my Sharpie!!!

Did you mean sh*t faced? Coming right up….a double martooni, 2 olives, not stirred! LOL

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✊ – “I came in to get socked…”

⟳ – “I came in to get refreshed…”

⚡ – “I came in to get zapped…”

⛽ – “I came in to get gassed…”

⚒️ – “I came in to get hammered…”

⛰ – “I came in to get stoned…”

✝️ – “I came in to get cross-eyed…”

↩️ – “Well, I sure didn’t come in here to get straight!”

He’s gonna end up on the foot of a walker.

First thing (s)he needs is a mouth, btw how does (s)he talk?

need an about face

One jar of Turkey Knuckle Hooch oughta do it …!

What happen? He lose face? Bah ha ha ha!