Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 03, 2023

oh yeah?

well, stuff it in your cornhole!

Better your ears than your…….Keister!!!

Is that two reds and a white?

I can’t stick it in my ear…there’s already a banana in it!

Fooey on those guys and their holders! Corn on the cob should be enjoyed au naturel.

Ouch!

No, thank you, Lil. I prefer butter on my corn on the cob.

Yeah well, you succotash! Maize the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! ☺

they work great that way if you are a headhunter and like to slow-roast them (the heads) over the fire. It helps with the turning factor and not burning your fingers.

I don’t know where this bar is, but I would fit right in.

At the outhouse on my grandparents’ farm, when they ran out of catalogs, corn cobs were the last resort … they made for great back scratchers too … just don’t mix ‘em up …!

ears lookin’ at you, kid…

Sounds like a two pronged attack on both ends.