Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 29, 2023

What recipe? Soylent Green?

It’ll add the flavor of Old Italy.

I guess sausage isn’t the only thing you don’t want to know how it’s made.

Is this the chicken soup?

He’s gonna sleep wid da noodles.

You want to know the real reason they’ll never find Jimmy Hoffa?

CANARIES

At’s a spicy meatball…

Never saw fried egg lighting like that.

I think that I’ll be skipping eating canned soup for a while.

" I’m gonna make him a broth he can’t refuse."

So THAT’S where that canvassy bag flavor comes from. :(

Prime Cut. Lee Marvin and Gene Hackman.

https://youtu.be/rPrx5mNC5QE

guess they don’t sleep with the fishes anymore, unless that’s lobster bisque

So that’s what gives it that faint aftertaste of something-rotting-in-a-gymbag.

No soup for me!