Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 11, 2023

Garfield would just sleep all day after a big meal. (I — someone with partial Amish heritage — find it hard to believe there being computers for the Pennsylvania Dutch.)

I’ll let you have Sloth, Jason Snake Lover.

The Amish computers only use DOS operating systems. Believe it or not.

The lion ate a person that was writing a last will and testament?

To elaborate on that fact about the Amish: some communities use electricity, but only when they can generate it themselves (usually through solar or diesel fuel). As for computers, they have very specific rules (reviewed annually) for what can be done with them, and it’s generally limited to managing finances and sometimes assisting in business. They also keep phones for emergencies, and like the computers they’re kept by the community rather than in homes for private use.

The thing about the lions is easy to believe if you think what a large meal must be to a lion.

Aaand that’s why we felines – instead of “Sit on it” – use the term “li(e)-on it”

So don’t use real lions in a 20-hours per day movie shoot.

Scar and Mufasa slept permanently.

Amish communities are quite interesting. https://amishamerica.com/technology/

What’s your religion? “Amish.” Gesundheit, what’s your religion? “Amish.” Gesundheit, what’s your religion? “Amish.” Gesundheit, what’s your religion. “A group of traditionalist Anabaptist Christian church fellowships with Swiss German and Alsatian traditions.” Okay then, but you’d better see a doctor about that sneeze, could be an allergy.

Take care, may famed sleeping lion Wee Mo Wep “GAWD Those Dumb Self-Professed ‘Biped’ Humans Are Lame Standing On Their Hind Legs Letting Their Front Legs Dangle Useless All Day Trying To Run Fast Like That Then Giving Each Other Medals And Prizes For Being First Across A ‘Finish Line’ And Then Going Home To Get Meat Out Of An Ice Box That Someone Else Killed At A Factory Where Hundreds Of Cattle Are Herded In Every Day One By One And Turned Into Hamburgers And Steaks And Sold In Stores Where More Biped Humans Slowly Walk Up And Down The Aisles Looking For A ‘Bargain’ On The Cost Of Small Pieces Of The Cattle So They Can Take It Home And Cook It On A Stove Instead Of Rendering It Viciously From Limb To Limb As It Struggles To Its Last Breath Trying To Live While Being Eaten” Roarord be with you, and gesundheit.

That lion shouldn’t have eaten that guy. He obviously doesn’t know that writers cramp.

Oh No! Look who the lion ate! No more illustrations!

I wonder what an Amish computer does.

Well the authority on Amish life, Weird Al, would probably say the computer was …

More on John Matuszak https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0560596/?ref_=rvi_nm

Do the Amish build computers? I’ve seen their wood works, the computer would be an impressive piece of art.

I believe that “Computer” says “Classic Word Processor”, which, IMNSHO, is not really a computer… ☺

Wow – you really do learn something new every day (and night) – hence this fact about Amish computers!!

Aren’t Amish Computers called “fingers and toes?”

John Matuszak not only played in two super bowls (XI and XV) but actually won them with the then Oakland Raiders

With due deference to Charlie, I finally thought of an Amish joke:

Teacher: Where’s your assignment?

Student: The horse ate my homework.

Teacher: Horsefeathers!

Student: No, I ran out of feathers for my quill pen also!

Q: What’s the logo of an Amish computer?A: Road Apple.

Visitor to the Amish country: It’s so buggy here in the fields this summer.

Amish farmer; No, its just muggy here in the fields. It’s buggy out on the road, where the horseflies are!

Some people sleep for 24 hours after gorging themselves.

What goes clop, clop, clop, clop, bang, bang?

An Amish drive by shooting.

Gee,the lion is almost as good as American husbands.

Actually,women do all the hunting and the males do all the eating.