Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 20, 2008

Holy cow, your own scumball! Satisfaction guaranteed.

Gotta love the three-part grouping and Lio’s expression!

Gross

Great scum ball! Why didn’t they have those when I was a kid?

I Thought they were corrupt cops

oh wow o_O

Yuck-o.

This is so good I can’t even comment on it.Man I wish I was a Kid again.

Did Dad buy it or did he send away for it?

If it came from China, can it be trusted?

I hope it was made in the US of A., then it will have FDA approval. If it was made in China, it will contain lead, asbestos, arsenic, and Mao’s toenail clippings.

And those on a budget, there’s Scum Wads!

He’s holding that thing and SMILING??? Little boys are so weird.

There was a plastic doll made in the ’80s called Mr. Ooze-It. When you squeexed it, red goo came out of the eyes, nose, mouth and ears. To put the goo back in, you unscrewed the head. It was made by the Ooze-It Corporation of New Orleans. I am NOT kidding.

Anyone trade ‘Garbage Pail Kids’ cards? Not as cool as a scum ball but definitely gross.

The next great toy for X-mas! The line forms on the right!