Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 10, 2023

uh…okay

Just admit she’s right and you won’t be sleeping on the couch tonight

If your sofa doesn’t have good nap quality, it’s time to upgrade.

Hey Pete, NEVER jump to wild unfounded conclusions with anyone!

Logic and reason are unknown to her

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Do you talk a lot?

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I am truly blessed that my wife isn’t one given to such speculations. She’s a caring woman who is thoughtful and logical.

Peg, do you mean you don’t want a reasonable, adult, conversation?

He: Oh…….?

And you’ll have to leave the Republican party.

You’re either in QAnon or you’re not!

that would shut me up for sure

Seems reasonable, I wait until you return to reality.

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay……

Gee she sounds like a rabid, I’ll informed, radical obliviot lefty woke