Eek! by Scott Nickel for February 13, 2023

Ah, the cool wizards. Don’t forget Merlin. Heck, in a pinch, I’ll even take that Mary Sue called Elminster, though I’d never admit to that in public.

Just as long as it’s not that millennial wizard.

Is he a Bad or Good Wizard???

More like Rhadagast the Brown

No, more like Houdini

He’s elusive….but we can see him behind his curtain….

The Wizard is a grand wizard.

A wizard in a blizzard; if he’s hungry he’ll eat your gizzard.

Saruman, Not too skilled but very cunning…

A little kooky like Ronald McDonald.

I was thinking Harold Hill. A wizard of marketing.

Sing Dorothy, you’re good at that

or Id.

Anyone you like, but big and green. Just don’t look behind the curtain!