Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 07, 2023

Have you heard about the natural replacement for viagra? It’s called “scared stiff”.

The reaper giveth AND taketh away.

I need him to watch a whole host of movies, that I have seen. I would live to be very old indeed.

ol’ Reepster owes me at least a month then

I pick June of 3000

Some might wish that.

They must have just finished “It’s a wonderful life.”

How’s he going to use those two hours? Watching another movie?

Dude looks to be very stiff already!

…and that’s being generous….

He’s having a near-Death experience.

Was the movie prom night with jamie lee curtis talk about horrible

What about the two hours of watching it again?

If only, I’d get well over several thousand hours back but if I add in the tv, OMG…

Cough! COUGH! >>Prometheus<< Cough! Cough! Cough!

We should get 4 years back for that horrible Trump movie we were forced to sit through.

This is why I seldom watch a movie… and go read in another room (nearly spelled that “woom”. Hmm) when Spouse turns on the dammed once-per-week soap operas. Blch.

Thanks for all the warnings!!! lol. :)

Napoleon Dynamite is 90 minutes of my life that I will never get back.