Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for March 15, 2023

Why not hire a sumo wrestler that’s nearly as wide as a hockey goal? Makes as much sense.

Tapioca. I believe they eat a lot of tapioca.

The radio show Sports Huddle wanted the Patriots to do this 50 years ago

Now I’m thinking of Fumiko from “The Replacements”…https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0191397/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

Maybe they can get The Kingpin from MARVEL COMICS.

He’s notorious for working out with sumo technique;and I think he’s looking for a good paying job about now.

Anybody got any Joe Pepitone stories?

I figure they’d have to play center, would they be able to get the ball to the quarterback. Looks iffy.

There’s more to sumo wrestling than the eating, you know. There’s also the “wrestling” part and the training.

Sumo wrestlers have to have great leverage to push opponents around they might make good offensive lineman

in the 80’s Joe Gibbs wanted lineman with big butts

Next the NHL will start recruiting them as goalies

for years now the ranks of sumo wrestlers have been filled by bulky foreigners because they just can’t get enough local boys interested in the “national sport”…