Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 24, 1996
Transcript:
Mom: Why don't you pull your hair away from your face, sweeitie? Why do you hide your pretty eyes under all that makeup? Why don't you tuck in your top and show off that cute figure? Why did you buy such a wrinkly skirt? Why don't you throw on a petticoat so everyone won't see London and France? Why are you hauling that big purse? Why are you dwarfing your face with those huge earrings? Why did you bring your best shoes on a boat? Why are you wasting brand-new hose under a long skirt? Cathy: Why they call motherhood the most critical relationship of life.