Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for April 11, 2023

What does that even mean?

Meanwhile, we poor readers are stuck in the “zone of unfunny.”

Stand up comic did a bit on that 30+ years ago. People go in a fast food joint get to the counter then spend 5 minutes looking at the menu boards deciding what they want. Then says, It’s been the same menu for the past 20 years!!

After having the counter girl run thru the flavors, twice, Ed, will have a single scoop Vanilla.

Well Ed, don’t burden yourself with a tough decision. Just do like me——-have one of each!

RIP AL Jaffee…….

Crankspeak is spreading to the rest of the family

The “ice cream” cone of , I don’t know yet??

“What’s gramps getting?”

Pmmm, “A royal beating when we get home.”

SO! Jfffff only answers the phone on Mondays.

The automated system takes over for the rest of the week.

I’ve never been in an ice cream shop that uses ladles to scoop the ice cream!

Rocky road is almost always certain for me…..

Haha! XD