Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 03, 2023

“I learned to plaster in Paris".

A definite breakthrough — one cartoon with (at least) three puns!

It isn’t a wrap until I say it’s a wrap.

Is that Carlos Castinader?

My Mom always told me that, too.

You don’t want to leave such things to amateurs. White coat, scrubs… he must be a ‘pro’.

as opposed to a amateur castinator?

I’m still working on becoming a professional crastinator! I’m having trouble getting started. I don’t think I’ll ever make it.

It’s be-gauze he’s also a perfectionist….

He deserves the abuse. Bring in a pro-castigator.

When I broke my arm a couple of years ago they put a metal, plastic and stretch wrap thingy on it and said they didn’t use plaster any more, it took too long to apply. Must be an old school procastinator.

That patient looks plastered, and has a cast on.

some may be procrastinaters. as for me, i’ve always been an anticrastinator…