Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for March 31, 2023

…. now i know how they made mommies in ancient Egypt 294829589234 years ago

A small bicycle pump would help.

Oh yes. Been there, done that. For my younger niece’s wedding after-party.

Maybe only a lawyer could come up with such a paraphrase! Go, Dan!

Now I have Sondheim stuck in my head: “every day, a little death . . .”

Amanda has a new hairstyle!?

Good quote from a great author!

I relate to Dan, blowing up balloons is not my favourite thing. Good thing my son likes to do it for me. :))

Let the Kiddos do it. Then all you have to do is tie the knots! Best memories ever are made that way. Teaching how to let the air scream out, watching them fly through the air as the air comes out, and blowing up in their faces if they blow it up too much.

OMG, Bishop Sheen! My mom would put him on with his little blackboard every week. (Yes, I am that old.)