Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 28, 2001
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Irving: Your ex-boyfriend looks so... Cathy: Young? Athletic? Handsome? Irving: No! So... Cathy: Lovin? Emotionally open? Accessible? Irving: No!! Look at him! He's just so... so... Cathy: Strong? Vibrant? Toned? Confident? Blond? Man: Dorky! He's so dorky!! Cathy: The green-eyed monster: Now sporting his nice new trifocal prescription shades.