Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 29, 2023

Making him the only upstanding citizen in Id.

I have that problem, have to force myself to stand up straight though it often hurts like hell!

Old age doesn’t come alone……

I used to walk around with my back straight and chest out at work, but then I retired and now I walk along the trails near the lakes and rivers with my head down. You have to be on the lookout for dog and geese excretions and the occasional snake crossing the path.

So is Wiz saying he is an upstanding man for the first time in ten years?

It’s not worth it.

Now go put on some underpants, socks and foot covering.

Did you sit on a broom stick, or did an offended witch stick it to you?

Yup. Sometimes my knees sound like a firefight on the beach.

Ah the older I get, the better I was.

Ouch!

At least it didn’t snap crackle pop

It’s the first time he’s been fully erect in 10 years…good for you, Wiz.

I have to place my back against a chair and lean backwards in order to adjust my back. It sounds not unlike a bowl of rice crispies, but it sure feels better after I adjust.

A little rusty/stiff there. Just whip up a potion for what ails ya, yip yip yip yip yip

mine is with my knees

I thought it was the crack of dawn.

When I get up from sitting I get those loud cracks straightening my knees to walk…

Lie down on the floor and put tennis balls under your spine…. DIY chiropractor.