Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 06, 2023

Don’t forget to tell them you’re doing it to help them!

Legalize Cannabis and watch the taxes roll in !

Rich for the rich….

Powerball numbers go to 69 now, and the PB itself goes to 26… so 69 × 68 × 67 x 66 × 65 × 26 = one chance in 35,064,000,000… equals no chance in Hell. Mega is even worse.

That’ll take care of Punch, but what about Judy?

Id will never want for money if what they get to punch is the King.

Ah the old punch boards, popular in the 1930s.