Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for May 26, 2023

I have a theory that some people keep pets precisely so they have an excuse to talk “baby talk”.

You’re absolutely right! Here’s the bag. Do it yourself.

Get lost, then! See if I care!

But – I thought dogs only understood baby talk?

then you turn into a puppy, or senile if you prefer, when you see the pretty poodle girl.

So Grimmy is only 5 in human years

But that’s only five years, you’re still a baby, my babykins…

He’s right.

Haha! XD