Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for May 31, 2023

Amelia, be nice. Let Wallace hit him with the pitch first. Then fart.

Nice girls don’t do that…

Silly nonsense, highly strategic!

At first I thought a “wet willy” was imminent..!

Amelia may be destined for greatness. “Well behaved women seldom make history.”

Plrrrbbth & Thwap. More great sound effects.

Wonder if Amelia has been watching cricket https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sledging_(cricket)

No seagull

That’s not a färt! That’s a bi-labial fricative! A raspberry, you no-talent bum!

Yeah, I think that can be argued as cheating, Amelia, since it’s clearly you interfering with the batter’s ability to play the game.

Raspberry! No one would DARE give me a raspberry

Radishes!

Rumors started to be spread.

Knowing kids of that age, shouldn’t he be laughing hysterically then? I mean, come on! What’s funnier than farting noises and bathroom humor?

That should be his que to hit and run!!

What if she were? You need to stay focused.

And that’s cheating , how…….