Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 11, 2009
January 10, 2009
January 12, 2009
Transcript:
Cathy: I haven't gained weight, but I've outgrown all my pants! Mom: Someone hasn't been exercising. Cahty: I know, I know... it's muscle loss. Mom: Wrong. It's memory loss. As we age, our fat gets disoriented and wanders around the body looking for a comfier spot to rest. Exercise snaps the fat back to attention and helps it remember where it's supposed to be. Also, if you exercise regularly, the fat's less likely to stray because it's always afraid you'll start jumping around again and make it dizzy. We're not even trying to lose you anymore, weight! We just want to help you stay put! Cathy: I have to get out of here, mother!! Mom: Excellent! Even a brisk walk away from the truth will help keep the fat on its toes!
Barbaraailant almost 16 years ago
cathy and her mom are super
i_am_the_jam almost 16 years ago
Why doesn’t that idiot Cathy JUST GO TO A DOCTOR and/or nutriologist and stop whining about her idiotic eating habits?
stauffr almost 16 years ago
Dude, she’s a fictional character! This is a comedy cartoon! Lighten up!
Silverpearl almost 16 years ago
It wouldn’t be funny if she didn’t complain. I always wondered why the hands and fingers were so slim and the tummy pooches.
alondra almost 16 years ago
I wonder where Cathy Guisewite gets this information from. It’s so ridiculous but amusing in a way.
bluetopazcrystal almost 16 years ago
She’ll be back, Mom.
i_am_the_jam almost 16 years ago
Maybe, but the recurring theme of the strip just keeps going nowhere…
Rain19Cash20 almost 16 years ago
Cathy is so funny, it encourages me, and keeps me reaching for my goal!