Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 30, 2009
January 29, 2009
January 31, 2009
Transcript:
Cathy: NO! You will not defeat me this time, little cookie!!! None of your old tricks will work! I'm not running! Not hiding! I'm staring you right in the chocolate chip and NOT succumbing to your powers!!! Irving: How can you criticize my playing "laptop golf" every night when you play "kitchen counter cookie"? Cathy: Shh!! I'm winning!!
iowaweav over 15 years ago
Dang, Cathy–you could have had three or four in the time spent negotiating. I’m already having pie!
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Uuuuum, ok, so if she’s not going to eat it, why does she have it on a plate and is staring at it anyway?
CorosiveFrog Premium Member over 15 years ago
Say no to food!!!
…stupid girl…
summerdog86 over 15 years ago
Eat the stupid cookie! Life’s too short not to. On your deathbed you’ll say..I wish I had eaten the dang cookie!
lohaces over 15 years ago
Corosive Frog:
What drives you on Can drive you mad A million lies to sell yourself Is all you ever had
–Garbage, “Stupid Girl”
alondra over 15 years ago
How does she figure she’s winning? She knows she’s gonna eat the stupid thing. I guess the game is to lengthen the time she resists each night. What a waste of time.
arceedee over 15 years ago
ejcapulet - the story goes that Gandhi did the same with alluring women to test and hone his will power (not faced them down on a plate :) - brought them in to sleep alongside him). But since we know Cathy has no will power to begin with, it’s kind of an empty exercise.