Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 31, 2009
January 30, 2009
February 01, 2009
Transcript:
Cathy: Once, my body sent polite correspondence. Now it blogs. Then: 7:00 am "Breakfast, please." 12:00 pm "Lunch, please." 6:30 pm "Dinner, please." Now: 7:00 am - "need breakfast!" 7:30 am - "need a latte!" 8:20 am - "need a Power Bar!" 9:15 am - "need another latte!" 10:17 am - "need a scone!" 11:10 am - "need a smoothie!" 12:00 pm - "need lunch!" 12:32 pm - "need a cappuccino!" 1:15 pm - "need a cracker!" 2:45 pm - "need mints!" 3:20 pm - "need a soda!" 4:12 pm - "need chips!" 5:06 pm - "need cheese!" 5:29 pm - "need bread!" 6:00 pm - "need pretzels!" 6:30 pm - "need dinner!" 7:10 pm - "need dessert!" 7:50 pm - "need popcorn!" 7:55 pm - "need a soda!" 8:00 pm - "need chocolate!"
iowaweav over 15 years ago
A dentist’s dream!
webgeekstress over 15 years ago
That’s microblogging, Cathy! Your body has its own Twitter account.
alondra over 15 years ago
What about the hours between 8 PM and 7 AM? Is she really gonna deprive herself of food and snacks for 11 whole hours? I don’t believe it!