Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 01, 2009
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Cathy and Charlene: I'm NOT on a diet! Diets do NOT work! Cathy: I'm on a "healthy lifestyle plan". Charlene: Mine isn't so much a "plan". It's more of an "intention". Cathy: Yes. Not even an "intention", really. It's a "mood". Charlene: Maybe not even a "mood" so much as an "awareness". Cathy: An "awareness of the possibility of better choices I might make"! Charlene: Yes! Cathy and Charlene: A "general staying open to the concept of healthy alternatives without any actual restrictions or limitations from which I might need to rebel"!! Cathy: Bring us two hot fudge sundaes and one small salad with two forks. Saleswoman: Another "girlfriend special"!!
i_am_the_jam over 15 years ago
Hmm…no willpower, no convictions. Irving, you might want to bail out when you can.
alondra over 15 years ago
That’s right, they’ve been together forever, even long before they were married.
arceedee over 15 years ago
They deserve each other, and they’ll hang on to one another as they prob’ly realize no-one else would put up with their craziness.
Mickeysnotadog over 15 years ago
I had a small strawberry sundae and a small side salad at DQ this week. Got my calcium? and some green leafies. whatever works. I’ve lost 35 lbs.
dakabn5 over 15 years ago
What type of low-life morons bleeep about a comic?