Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 28, 2023

Tony asked

Coffee?

Yes. On my first and usually only mug right now. No sugar, about ¼ whole milk, organic. But real coffee aka mocha.

Is there life without coffee?

What coffee? I had no coffee in so long I forgot what it tastes like.

I must have my coffee in the morning or I won’t be able to function all day.

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up cocaine.”

Good idea!

Without my morning coffee I’d be back asleep before 10 a.m.

How about a French Roast/Guatemalan/Sumatran blend ala Adam@Home?

I don’t drink coffee every day any more. My innards can’t handle it.

how much to cut back? none at all?

What is a Man without his coffee? He is just a shell of a man. An illusion of himself. He can neither toil or reap. He is a lifeless form. Nay, take not his coffee away…..

Perhaps if he didn’t main line it.

Do people really react this way to coffee? All jittery? A nice big mug of coffee leaves me relaxed and calm. Too much in a short period of time, and I’m fighting off the urge to nap. The best part of coffee is it helps with my asthma. Loosens the gunk up so I can cough it out a breathe easier.