Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 29, 2009
Transcript:
Irving: I was feeling so unevolved and insecure...but why?? LOOK AT ME!! I've taken every risk! Met every challenge! Triumphed over the impossible!! I'm a proud, accomplished man in the prime of life, ready to face anything the future may bring! Cathy: You need a trip to the mall, honey. Irving: AACK!! NOT THAT!!
lewisbower about 15 years ago
My wife told me, “you said you’d take me to the mall today.” I said as I handed her the plastic,”I don’t care how drunk I was last night, I didn’t say that.” She walked off happily shuffling the credit cards. I WIN!
legaleagle48 about 15 years ago
Actually, Cathy, what you BOTH need more than a trip to the mall is a trip to the gym - STAT (I’ve seen mini-vans with smaller spare tires than the one that Irving’s got!)
alondra about 15 years ago
Are you sure YOU won, Lewreader? Maybe she’ll come back from the mall loaded with packages like Loretta Lockhorn.
bogeydog about 15 years ago
I used to love the “Cathy” strip.
Now they aren’t even amusing.
Marriage has ruined the strip!!!!!!!
dstufff about 15 years ago
It seems like Irving sprouts girly eye lashes everytime he shows pride in himself.
suzibuy about 15 years ago
Irving looks like a boy Cabbage patch Doll. And….to Lewreader, what’s with you being the only one who has control of the PLASTIC? Why doesn’t your wife have her own cards? This is 2009, c’mon!!!
legaleagle48 about 15 years ago
Perhaps Mrs. Lewreader is a tad irresponsible with the plastic. After all, even in 2009, SOMEBODY still has to keep the finances in check, and it’s usually only one spouse who has that job, regardless of who contributes to the finances!