Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 12, 2023

Yep Broomie fell for it.

She’s already lived 1500 years. Think she’ll outlive Gay- lord.

Glad the panic button arc from last week is over!

Quick, G@ylord—throw a bucket of water on her!!

That shut him up quick

That is never something that you want to say to someone.

The insurance company will cease to exist before Broomie expires.

Oy! Broomy you’re such a sucker!

I wonder what the actuarial tables are for someone who’s 1500?!

You should have known that when he said how pretty you looked something was up.

Gay lord thinks: “She likes me, she really likes me”…

Broomie’s always broke, so how will she afford the premiums?

Oh? Well, in that case, fine.

Otherwise, I was gonna say you’ve been fleeced!