Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 16, 2023

Did you spend $100 on a fifth pair of black pumps?

Tony asked

What are you on to?

Not getting completely bonkers.

It was listed on the bill, Peter. You can’t get away with those kind of things.

BattleBots is free and nobody spends the rest of their life with a TBI.

Your allowance is docked by 75% until the $100 is paid off.

That’s the sort of thing you are supposed to discuss with your partner first.

Not that I watch sports, but there’s no way in the world I’d spend $100 to watch anything.

I might pay $50 to see any boxing match featuring Andy Ruiz……

Indeed she is……..

That’s why you should pay the bills…..

I wouldn’t even spend that much to watch tiny’s execution next year.

You can’t hide it from the person who controls the purse strings.

Not on Pay-per-View myself nor do I watch mixed martial arts competitions.