Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for July 16, 2023

yeah… 66 pretty soon 99

Instead of the whiskey you pour on your cereal now?

Ahhh. Beer for breakfast. Belch.

the lounges are open first thing in morning here, and always a couple of cars in there at 8 in the morning

As the saying goes “ whatever trips your trigger!”

Don’t be ridiculous. Everyone knows that a good rose goes best with corn flakes. Chablis is better with Cheerios.

Forget the cereal, go straight to the booze.

Budweiser and wheaties, the breakfast of champions

Switch to croissants. They are much better with white wine.

I fail to see the problem.

well…I sure know quite a few people that would be MORE THAN HAPPY about that…

That bar is right outside Congress, for all those tireless government minions…

Well, I suppose, if Hawkeye can put beer in Rice Crispys, why not?\\//_

Getting longer too! Last I checked an hr is 60 min, not 180.