WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 23, 2023

Find by me if you never come for a visit.

As if we didn’t have enough dust down here….

And from outer space there came a voice, singing: “Another One Bites the Dust”

That was a very expensive Roomba.

Good. We don’t want you here anyway.

Stay and play in your own yard. This solar system is ours.

Super boring is a very common superpower

That probably just saved our sorry butts.

They’ve already been here…they walk amongst us!

Bwaaaaahhaaaaahahaha

Yeah! Alien visitors don’t bother collecting dirt samples. Build a proper mechanical lander…and let th’ probin’ begin!

They don’t even know how be be invisible, like us.

Millions and millions of children and people starving on Earth and we are spending money to send a dust collector to Mars, how bright are we?…