I’ve read that supposedly as many as 88% of US citizens have cell phones! (Call me a Twelve-Percenter.) The Monster is not alone in his techno-addiction. The village mob have it so much easier these days—as do any other stalkers….
Actually he’s kind of easy to find, being nine feet tall and green. I think they’re just trying to con him into buying some kind of phone privacy/security app.
Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago
And you leave unbelievable footprints!!!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ya can’t track me unless you took my phone when I wasn’t lookin!
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Darn my addiction to Cat Videos!”
T... over 1 year ago
D a m n! I knew I shuda popped that SIM card…
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He was looking for a job on Monster.com.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
I’ve read that supposedly as many as 88% of US citizens have cell phones! (Call me a Twelve-Percenter.) The Monster is not alone in his techno-addiction. The village mob have it so much easier these days—as do any other stalkers….
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Actually he’s kind of easy to find, being nine feet tall and green. I think they’re just trying to con him into buying some kind of phone privacy/security app.