Pizza delivery is indeed a very dangerous job, what with muggers, robbers, gang-bangers, vampires, stiffers, and other hazards. (Ironically, over at Scary Gary, where Gary is a 700-year old vampire, but reformed and adapted to Suburbia, it is his henchman, Leopold, a short, rotund, green, mutant cannibal who is the major threat to all delivery or service persons who dare approach their house.)
Bill The Nuke about 1 year ago
Obviously no garlic.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
A mere snack, to wet his whistle…..
Love the meeces
jmcenanly about 1 year ago
It could be worse. He could smell of garlic.
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
Pepperoni, schmepperoni! If I got my nutritional needs the way he does, I’d always keep a supply of breath mints handy.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Pizza delivery is indeed a very dangerous job, what with muggers, robbers, gang-bangers, vampires, stiffers, and other hazards. (Ironically, over at Scary Gary, where Gary is a 700-year old vampire, but reformed and adapted to Suburbia, it is his henchman, Leopold, a short, rotund, green, mutant cannibal who is the major threat to all delivery or service persons who dare approach their house.)
manowarrior about 1 year ago
Drac should get that lump on his head looked at.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good thing there was no Garlic