Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 15, 2023

He better be prepared to sweep up all the glass!

The beginning of the Dark Ages.

Edna Edna I can’t think of a rhyme for Edna.

Aladdin wasn’t amused. You don’t have to be a genie to see that.

In case you aren’t familiar with the original story (no wish-limit, btw): The evil guy disguised as a lamp salesman came to Aladdin’s mother who happily changed that shabby old oil lamp (the genie’s home) for a new, shiny one.

Thats a shady story!!!

Shattered lights of grandure!

hey Herc – just tell the salesman that you’re saving your electricity to charge your Tesla cause the wind quit blowing and the sun hasn’t shone in a week cause it’s the rainy season. I’m sure they’ll understand.

Good one, Edna.

Who’s bright idea was this anyway?

Electrifying …!

Oof! Right in the bulbs!

Maybe the light salesman sells fluorescent tubes? That’s pretty dangerous.

such dark humor

fight hercules? the salesman must be a real dim bulb…

the Packers have a rookie defensive lineman nicknamed Hercules, hoping he puts the lights out on some opposing offenses

Sigh … if only they could reach accord, then pull the plug on discord!