Andertoons by Mark Anderson for October 13, 2023

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    The cuts appear to have been done with surgical precision.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 12 months ago

    Schmear.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 12 months ago

    When my girls were studying the French Revolution in their AP Modern European History class they started referring to that slicer as a guillotine. That name has stuck in our household ever since.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 12 months ago

    After a thorough exSalmonation they decided to get toasted.

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    Just in case the knife slips.

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    megiggles  12 months ago

    … knife… cream cheese… serviette. Munch.

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