Once (over 40 years ago now) when I was part of a fugitive investigation with a Federal law enforcement agency I was on a detail hunting down a very high-profile fugitive who had escaped prison in Lompoc. We were met at the airport by the press and it was a prominent subject on the local news. The third night I was in my Los Angeles hotel room I got a call from a local LA TV news personality, a VERY attractive, almost Jen-like woman (That’s Jen from Liberty Meadows). She started prodding me with questions about the investigation but it was all classified and I kept referring her to PR at the U.S. Attorney’s Office. Finally, she said to me, “Listen. I’ll come over and (word for coitus) you if you’ll tell me anything.” I have never been so deeply wistful as I was when expressing my truly sincere regret in being unable to take her up on her kind offer.
At least he started his answer with a character trait rather than a physical trait, even if it might be a bad trait. So there’s still hope for him…..,.
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
Cute!!
uniquename about 1 year ago
You missed an opportunity there Dwayne.
gawaintheknight about 1 year ago
This is the best dating advice you will ever get. Trust me.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
With his luck, he’ll get Mata Hairy…
Flatworm about 1 year ago
Once (over 40 years ago now) when I was part of a fugitive investigation with a Federal law enforcement agency I was on a detail hunting down a very high-profile fugitive who had escaped prison in Lompoc. We were met at the airport by the press and it was a prominent subject on the local news. The third night I was in my Los Angeles hotel room I got a call from a local LA TV news personality, a VERY attractive, almost Jen-like woman (That’s Jen from Liberty Meadows). She started prodding me with questions about the investigation but it was all classified and I kept referring her to PR at the U.S. Attorney’s Office. Finally, she said to me, “Listen. I’ll come over and (word for coitus) you if you’ll tell me anything.” I have never been so deeply wistful as I was when expressing my truly sincere regret in being unable to take her up on her kind offer.
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
At least he started his answer with a character trait rather than a physical trait, even if it might be a bad trait. So there’s still hope for him…..,.
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
i always figured i had a better shot with delusional than with women who could see clearly… ☺