Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 22, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  over 1 year ago

    From Not Always Right:(I work for tips as a balloon artist at a local arts market.)

    Boy: “Excuse me. How much is a balloon?”

    Me: “I work for tips.”

    Boy: ‘looks confused’

    Me: “That means you pay whatever you want.”

    Boy: “Okay!” ‘runs off, returns a few minutes later’ “Can you make me an octopus?”

    Me: “Sure!” ‘makes balloon’ “Here you go, sweetie.”

    Boy: “Thank you! Here’s your tip!” pulls out a huge, bigger-than-his-hand strawberry “I don’t have any money, so I chose the biggest, bestest strawberry! Bye!” runs off with octopus balloon

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    ba dum tss

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I thought an octopus was 8 cats.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    HOWARD! … I’d look it up, but I’m no sucker …!

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