From Not Always Right:(I work for tips as a balloon artist at a local arts market.)
Boy: “Excuse me. How much is a balloon?”
Me: “I work for tips.”
Boy: ‘looks confused’
Me: “That means you pay whatever you want.”
Boy: “Okay!” ‘runs off, returns a few minutes later’ “Can you make me an octopus?”
Me: “Sure!” ‘makes balloon’ “Here you go, sweetie.”
Boy: “Thank you! Here’s your tip!” pulls out a huge, bigger-than-his-hand strawberry “I don’t have any money, so I chose the biggest, bestest strawberry! Bye!” runs off with octopus balloon
Yakety Sax over 1 year ago
From Not Always Right:(I work for tips as a balloon artist at a local arts market.)
Boy: “Excuse me. How much is a balloon?”
Me: “I work for tips.”
Boy: ‘looks confused’
Me: “That means you pay whatever you want.”
Boy: “Okay!” ‘runs off, returns a few minutes later’ “Can you make me an octopus?”
Me: “Sure!” ‘makes balloon’ “Here you go, sweetie.”
Boy: “Thank you! Here’s your tip!” pulls out a huge, bigger-than-his-hand strawberry “I don’t have any money, so I chose the biggest, bestest strawberry! Bye!” runs off with octopus balloon
oakie817 over 1 year ago
ba dum tss
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
I thought an octopus was 8 cats.
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
HOWARD! … I’d look it up, but I’m no sucker …!