Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for October 03, 2023

"Dog"signated driver.

All Marm is “saying” ……. is give him a chance!!!!

/SHMIRK/

If it was the right foot, then maybe you would have a chance Marm.

I drive a truck with a 5-speed manual transmission and a clutch.

More than likely Phil was injured by something Marm-related…

Marm just trying to be helpful.

Marm is a experienced chauffeur. Get in back and buckle up Phil.

All of our Rottweilers (especially Brandy and Baloo) loved to “go for a drive,” in my truck, usually to a nearby convenience store. When I got out to make my purchase or fill up the tank, I’d tell them to “guard the truck.” When I did, Brandy would jump out of the back seat and sit in the driver’s seat with one paw draped over the steering wheel. Baloo, would jump into the front passenger seat. Nobody messed with the truck, ever. I sure miss those 2.

He just wants to help you, Phil.

Marm’s probably got the GPS set for Cave’s Meats!

Marm …… nice offer ……“BUT” ….. he can drive only needs his right foot …. which is OK ……. ;)

Phil’s car is Marm tested, Marm approved.

But, he has a dog license, Phil!

Phil what happened to your foot