Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 09, 2023

He asked for that.

IRL, patients don’t lie on couches. And their shrinks don’t try to resemble Sigmund Freud.

She’s splitting.

How to take advantage of a situation by Broomie Witch!

Never mind that the shrink looks like Santa Clause in disguise. She’s probably always on the naughty list anyhow.

Does that mean the doctor can double bill Broomie? A bill for each personality and then collect the fee twice?

Since you have a split personality, I have to charge you double.

But Broomy, it doesn’t work that way….just be glad you’re not Sybil. You’d be in treatment for years

You’re both getting a bill.

I think this excuse can only be used once.

Broomie may have a “split personality.” Her shrink definitely has a cheapskate patient….