The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for October 05, 2023

and i hope it doesn’t come with a camera and connected to the internet …

Pray tell, what the heck does a smart toilet do ? The one luxury addition we have is a bidet and that’s all I need

I wouldn’t want a toilet that’s smarter than I am.

Is that like my smartwatch? Will it expect me to poop 10,000 times a day?

That might be the only intelligent thing in the household.

Uppity is the wrong direction for toilets.