FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 27, 2023

Don’t try to wash off the residue from a meteor shower.

You could put that equipment on a scarecrow. Would a giant magnet improve your chances?

Catch a fallin’ star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day.

Perry Como’s Catch A Falling Star

I think catching it like that would hurt, despite the goalie mask and catcher’s mitt.

Yes, actually “catching” one would be more than a letdown; more like a permanent put down.

Jason takes things a little too literal…

Jason, Jason. You show again that you’re not as smart as you think you are. Meteors never reach the ground. Only meteorites do.

This is rather ridiculous. Jason is a super genius, why would he think that? Having Paige doing it would be more likely.

Yeah they are. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me year in, year out…