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From Not Always Right When You’re Driven To Saying Something
I am in the drive-thru at a pharmacy chain to pick up a refilled prescription after work. This typically takes less than five minutes. There’s one car ahead of me and one behind me. I realize after about ten minutes of scrolling through my phone that nothing seems to be happening.
I roll down my window and hear the customer in the car in front of me.
Customer: “No, no. It’s not [price]. It should be [lower price].”
Pharmacy Tech: “Give me one moment; I’ll check your insurance again.”
Whatever. I roll up my window and resume my scrolling. Several minutes later, the car still hasn’t moved and there are now three cars behind me. I roll down my window again.
Customer: “I’m not paying that!”
Pharmacy Tech: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but your insurance—”
Customer: “No! Go check again!”
Pharmacy Tech: “Ma’am, like I said, it’s an insurance issue—”
Customer: “Check again. I’ll wait. My insurance has always—”
Forgetting that my window is rolled all the way down, I let out an exasperated yell.
Me: “Will you just go inside?! I’ve been waiting for twenty minutes!“
The car in front of me goes silent.
Customer: “I… I think I’ll come inside and speak to the pharmacist.”
She speeds off. I pull up and give the pharmacy tech my information. They send my prescription out in record time.
Pharmacy Tech: “…and you’re all set!”
Me: “Don’t I owe you [normal copay amount]?”
Pharmacy Tech: “No, you don’t. Have a fantastic day, Ms. [My Name]!”
Welcome to Medicine. Oh, hang on. I have to do the following in the next 15 minutes: depression screening, anxiety screening, tobacco use cessation, dietary counseling, vaccine review, alcohol use screening…and on and on. Oh, hey. We get 1 minute for the exam. Thanks, insurance companies.
Yakety Sax over 1 year ago
From Not Always Right When You’re Driven To Saying Something
I am in the drive-thru at a pharmacy chain to pick up a refilled prescription after work. This typically takes less than five minutes. There’s one car ahead of me and one behind me. I realize after about ten minutes of scrolling through my phone that nothing seems to be happening.
I roll down my window and hear the customer in the car in front of me.
Customer: “No, no. It’s not [price]. It should be [lower price].”
Pharmacy Tech: “Give me one moment; I’ll check your insurance again.”
Whatever. I roll up my window and resume my scrolling. Several minutes later, the car still hasn’t moved and there are now three cars behind me. I roll down my window again.
Customer: “I’m not paying that!”
Pharmacy Tech: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but your insurance—”
Customer: “No! Go check again!”
Pharmacy Tech: “Ma’am, like I said, it’s an insurance issue—”
Customer: “Check again. I’ll wait. My insurance has always—”
Forgetting that my window is rolled all the way down, I let out an exasperated yell.
Me: “Will you just go inside?! I’ve been waiting for twenty minutes!“
The car in front of me goes silent.
Customer: “I… I think I’ll come inside and speak to the pharmacist.”
She speeds off. I pull up and give the pharmacy tech my information. They send my prescription out in record time.
Pharmacy Tech: “…and you’re all set!”
Me: “Don’t I owe you [normal copay amount]?”
Pharmacy Tech: “No, you don’t. Have a fantastic day, Ms. [My Name]!”
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
It really works.
akachman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Welcome to Medicine. Oh, hang on. I have to do the following in the next 15 minutes: depression screening, anxiety screening, tobacco use cessation, dietary counseling, vaccine review, alcohol use screening…and on and on. Oh, hey. We get 1 minute for the exam. Thanks, insurance companies.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
What? Rory admitted he didn’t remember? LOL
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Don’t take those pills, they’ve been recalled!!
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
Gonna hafta keep better records, doc!
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Go ask Alice. :)
saylorgirl over 1 year ago
LOL