Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 26, 2023

Well, at least he’s not a Great Pumpkin.

What can a double stack pumpkin man do ? Fall on you and jab your eye with a carrot ? Although, lighting his own candle in the trashcan is pretty cool.

Probably scares the bleep out of the local raccoons!

But if you placed him in a sincere Pumpkin Patch, he might become Great.

Sounds like the plot of an 80’s horror film…

Kind of like AARP ads.

Not if you compost him instead.

I think someone’s just punkin’ him.

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

Ralph and June need to find out who does this to Norm every year.