F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 30, 2023

See also: bottled water.

I remember those days

Got a couple of cans of compressed oxygen here. For people with COPD, or hikers looking for a boost.

Are we on Planet Spaceball?

And it was organic.

Just add water.

Reminds me of the Canned Florida sunshine……..

Is that Perri-Air?

Breathing air straight out of the atmosphere and drinking water straight out of a garden hose.

So, you have never been to an oxygen bar.

so what are you doing right now Idiot?!

If you want to breath air, I think you should have to pay for it!