Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 15, 2023

But golf will involve “Fore”-play…..

Tell us about that date!

Let’s go bowling instead.

A little err ee errr eee?

You are way behind on your beer quota.

After work? Since he doesn’t really do any, they will never play golf.

Cosmos dump the saddle oxfords, they turn women off and let’s face it, you really can’t afford anymore turnoffs.

Cosmo can take only so much humility.

Got to get to know each other before you date ….

Maybe you’ll meet last night’s date at the course’s Nineteenth Hole and reminisce. Splurge and shell out for the bowl of Ranch Dip for the pretzels. Show ‘em what they’re missing.

I tried taking up golf for a few years, but I just couldn’t get the swing of it…